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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Best Horoscope Ever?

Enjoy, fellow Scorps!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio actor Leonardo DiCaprio is not a big
fan of locking lips. "When you think about it, kissing is pretty
disgusting," he told Britain's *Eva* magazine. "The human mouth is one of the
dirtiest things on this planet. There's so much bacteria, slime, and trapped
food." I hope that you will not only ignore DiCaprio's opinion in the coming
months, but that you will launch a campaign to increase your commitment to kissing and all related pursuits. In my opinion, the potentials inherent in 2007 should inspire you to raise your mastery of the oral arts to a very high level. And it starts now.

Seeing as how much of a kissing whore I've been recently, this is excellent news, although the term "oral arts" creeps me out.


Blogger Frankly, Scarlett said...

well at least you know the stars are on your side, my friend.

this just confirms that he's gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

4:13 PM  
Blogger Ryane said...

oh EW! I don't like the term oral arts, either. hahahahahaha.

DiCaprio is weird...it makes me think of that quote from The Breakfast Club, "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that??"

5:17 PM  
Blogger Awkward said...

Two words. Awe.Some. Apparently Leonardo's last girlfriend just did not give good lip...

5:23 PM  
Blogger EclecticBlue said...

BF and I are both scorps, so here's hoping we spend most of the weekend tongue tied :-)

Yeah, Leo's weird. All those supermodels, yet he's said things to the effect that nobody will ever top his mommy. Seriously. I read it in People or InTouch or some other reliable source ...

2:53 PM  
Blogger Kristin said...

Oral arts: Definitely creepy

But have fun with the lip locking. That's just fun.

4:13 PM  

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