Like Student Council, But With Beer

Oh my. Will these stories about the dynamic between WAKA kickball and the upstart DC Kickball league ever end? The alternative press in DC is rife with stories about big, bad, evil corporate WAKA and its whiny anarchist foil. When will they ever get through the bullshit bureaucratic stories and illuminate what the past time is really about: drinking mass quantities of alcohol on a school night and hooking up with people who are totally inappropriate for you? Seriously kids, what kind of publicity is it to write stories about how one league makes money and the other doesn't? Kickball is after all, a giant excuse to party like you never left your frat house, so lets just cut to the chase and swap those stories about our illicit sexual misadventures with 22 year olds.