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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Moderation is for the other signs of the zodiac

hells, yeah...

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): One of Sesame Street's most recognizable characters is Cookie Monster. After years of feasting on all the cookies he wanted, the fuzzy blue puppet has recently been forced to limit his intake. In an effort to teach kids better eating habits, the show's producers even require Cookie Monster to sing a song called, "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food." I vociferously protest this action. Born November 2, Cookie Monster is a Scorpio, and Scorpios shouldn't be compelled to tone down their desires as long as their desires aren't hurting anyone. You're on this earth to explore your cravings, to be led by your cravings to the frontiers of understanding. That's the only way they can teach you all they have to teach. Now go and commune with as many cookies (or your personal equivalent) as you need to.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps Cookie Monster was "hurting others" by driving up the insurance premiums for other muppets/fraggles.

Or maybe it's all a scam and they are secretly trying to trim the budget, switching from expensive gourmet cookies to celery stalks and carrots. (Not those peeled baby carrots either - those get expensive)... "C is for Carrot, that's good enough for me!"

- DS

7:55 PM  
Blogger Hey Pretty said...

maybe folks are over-reacting just a tad and should leave poor CM alone to enjoy his obesity and blood sugar issues.

9:02 PM  

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