Not Pretty Enough?

Loyal readers "Anonymous" has advised the following via the comment section:

Hey Pretty-
The writing is constantly entertaining and the site meter must be on a steady incline, so why not give the blog a little face lift. Spruce it up and act like the bigshot you've become.


First of all, "big shot"--ha, ha. But that aside, I was thinking that HP is looking a bit ratty these days, especially in this age where bloggers are making their sites all fabulous and such with photos and fancy graphics. Being in the midst of a warm weather self-improvement kick myself, I can totally relate to the need to enact some aesthetic improvements. For all my talent wielding a camera, I'm a bit of a retard when it comes to layout, and a complete imbecile when it comes to tinkering with programming codes. So-oh...HP is officially welcoming any suggestions from its dear readership of what its new look should entail. What's the vibe we're going for here? How do we visually represent the je ne sais quoi that is HP?