Man, I keep on promising to start objectifying men in politics, and so far, I have delivered nothing but empty promises.

Okay, the election is tomorrow, so I urge all Democrats out there to go and vote. Bush supporters, I suppose you're entitled to your democracy as well.

In the meantime, I will be updating the website www.ballot.org with breaking information on ballot measure campaigns. Those of you who know and care what these are, please feel free to check in. I promise I'll go back to my attempts at humor once the election is over.