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I'm conducting a little experiment, kids. For the time being, or perhaps forever, I am moving shop. Please visit me at heypretty.typepad...

Frequent readers will note that once every six months or so I identify a new career that I think I might like to pursue. They've run the...

Much has been spoken in recent months regarding the alleged Lauren Conrad/Jason Whaler video tape; if it even exists; who leaked the idea of...

Boy, are you completely falling down on the job. Have you even represented a celebrity before? God, I've only ever done non-profit PR an...

Several of you have wondered why I chose not to press charges against W, who kicked my door in last week in a drunken attempt to find a plac...

Perhaps it's my years as a radical leftist, but I've never been a huge fan of law enforcement officials. Everything from their unifo...

Could a representative from the Universe kindly explain to me what the f**k was going on last night? Why it was that two of my most vexing a...