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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Holidays Galore!

Happy Tuesday, dear readers! Do you know what today is? It is a glorious one for several reasons. Today there is a holiday for just about anyone, great news for those of you bummed to see the 80 degree weather of the past few days go bye-bye.

Holiday 1: National Potato Chip Day

Holiday 2: National Steak and Blowjob Day (Yes, I know what you're thinking--Isn't that everyday?)

Holiday 3: Purim (In making an analogy to modern politics I compared Haman to Karl Rove. My co-worker's response was thus: "Does that make Sen. Russ Feingold the Mordecai of the story, and maybe John McCain is Esther? Fight the power Mordecai!") No matter how you look at it, Purim rules. Especially the edict that a person is required to drink until he cannot tell the difference between "cursed be Haman" and "blessed be Mordecai."

See? Something for everyone! How will *you* celebrate?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is it that I miss such festive events. Thank goodness for Hey Pretty for providing ample reasons to celebrate.

(Unless there is a rule against it, it sounds like a blast to celebrate all three.)

- DS

8:56 PM  
Blogger Cinthia said...

You forgot Pi day for the rest of us geeks! :)

7:27 PM  
Blogger Ron said...

In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

For more information about this wonderful holiday, make sure to visit www.SteakAndBJ.com

6:37 AM  

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